We've all had those moments where everything seems to be going wrong - the traffic is terrible, we spill coffee on our shirt, and our boss is in a bad mood. While it's easy to blame these mishaps on bad luck, it's important to remember the funny (and not so funny) dangers of "pissing off" the universe.
The Curse of the Broken Mirror
One of the most well-known dangers of pissing off the universe is the curse of the broken mirror. According to superstition, breaking a mirror brings seven years of bad luck. While it's unclear why the universe cares about mirrors so much, it's clear that we don't want to risk doing it. So, before you throw that hairbrush across the room in frustration, remember the curse of the broken mirror and put it down gently.
The Wrath of the Parking Gods
Another hilarious danger of pissing off the universe is the wrath of the Parking Gods. We've all been there - circling the block for what seems like hours, searching for a parking spot. When we finally find one, it's in a tight spot or has a meter that only takes coins. The danger of angering the universe is that we risk getting a ticket or having our car towed. So, before you start cursing the parking gods, remember the wrath of the universe, pay attention to the frequency that you are putting out -- and take a deep breath.
The Punishment of the Technology Demons
The technology demons are another hilarious danger of pissing off the universe. We've all had those days where our computer crashes, our cell phone dies followed by the charging cord not working, and the Wi-Fi goes out. When we're already stressed and frustrated, these technology mishaps can push us over the edge. The danger of not keeping our cool and angering the universe is that we risk losing important files, missing important calls, or having our devices break down completely. So, before you start banging your head against the keyboard, remember the punishment of the technology demons and take a break to chill out.
The Irony of the Cosmic Joke
Finally, one of the funniest consequences of pissing off the universe is the cosmic joke itself. When we're feeling down and frustrated, the universe has a funny way of reminding us that things could always be worse. Whether it's raining on our wedding day or getting a flat tire on the way to an important meeting, the irony of the cosmic joke is that we can't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So, before you start taking life too seriously, remember the irony of the cosmic joke and enjoy the ride.
While it's easy to blame our mishaps on bad luck, it's important to remember the hilarious dangers of pissing off the universe. From the curse of the broken mirror to the wrath of the parking gods, the punishment of the technology demons, and the irony of the cosmic joke, we risk embarrassment, frustration, and hilarity when we do not pay attention to our frequency and "anger" the universe. So, next time you're having a day that isn't going your way, remember to take a deep breath, laugh at the lunacy of it all, and avoid pissing off the universe at all costs. Cheers to a fun and safe journey through life! Be well.